Lisa Rimmert is a standup comedian and writer based in the Seattle area. Her skillful joke writing and natural charisma have delighted audiences all over the country.

Lisa brings to the stage infectious humor, confidence, and congeniality. Having lived all over the place thanks to her husband’s military career, Lisa easily connects with any audience. Her lighthearted and optimistic outlook gives her license to cover a range of material, from the silly to the subversive. Her comedy skews clean and is mostly autobiographical, hitting on topics like married life, being childfree, loving animals, and (please don’t leave) grammar.

  • “Lisa is a wry and clever joke writer who tackles sensitive topics with subversive subtlety.”

    Greg Sharp
    The Comedy Experiment

  • “Lisa’s charming nature lures a crowd into a sense of family fun comedy, only to be cut by her sharp wit. Fueled by a vagabond-ish lifestyle, her comedy is entirely relatable whilst being outstandingly unique.”

    Louis D. Michael
    Salsa Parlor

  • “Lisa’s sharp wit is matched by her ability to remain relatable, yet silly at the same time. You’ll be quoting her long after she’s left the stage.”

    Brent Terhune
    What on Flat Earth? (Dry Bar)

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Lisa Rimmert is a standup comedian and writer based in the Seattle area. Her skillful joke writing and natural charisma have delighted audiences all over the country. Lisa brings to the stage infectious humor, confidence, and congeniality. Having lived all over the country thanks to her husband’s military career, she easily connects with any audience. Her lighthearted and optimistic outlook gives her license to cover a range of material, from the silly to the subversive. Her comedy skews clean and is mostly autobiographical, hitting on topics like married life, being an animal lover, and the choice to not have kids.

Lisa performs in Seattle at Capitol Hill Comedy/Bar, Club Comedy, and Laughs Comedy Club, as well as the occasional bar and restaurant. She has also performed in showcases and competitions at Tacoma Comedy Club (Tacoma, WA), Nate Jackson’s Super Funny Comedy Club (Tacoma, WA), Mark Ridley’s Comedy Castle (Royal Oak, MI), and the Funny Bone (St. Louis, MO). Her growing roster of festivals now includes the 2023 and 2022 Ha Ha Harvest Comedy Festival (Portland, OR) and the 2023 Winter Park Comedy Festival (Winter Park, CO).

Lisa has featured and hosted for headliners like Bobcat Goldthwait, TJ Miller, Mohanad Elshieky, Danny Jolles, Duane Goad, Derek Sheen, Lynette Manning, Jordan Cerminara, Tyler Boeh, Chase Mayers, Jamie Shriner Biddle, Brent Terhune, Hampton Yount, and Casey McLain. Lisa was selected by comedian Steve Hofstetter to perform a guest spot on his Spring 2024 show in Tacoma, WA.

Lisa got her start in comedy by way of improv in 2010, quickly jumping into sketch and standup comedy as well. She regularly performed at The Improv Trick and The Improv Shop (St. Louis, MO), as a member of the house team Galaxander and independent two-person troupe Separate Checks. In 2013, Lisa was named to the Top 8 in The Riverfront Times’ region-wide Standup Throwdown. A founding member of The Last Sketch Comedy Show on Earth, she wrote and performed sketches as well as a Weekend Update-style news segment called The Doomsday News.

After moving to Colorado in 2013, Lisa joined the cast of On the Spot, a weekly improv show at the Bovine Metropolis Theater (Denver, CO). She also performed on the independent improv team Free Gluten, on Season 5 of Denver’s Next Improv Star, in the sketch show Sorry Not Sorry, and in Buntport Theater’s comedy debate show The Great Debate with the likes of Josh Blue (she won, technically beating Josh Blue at comedy. Technically.).

As if that wasn’t enough, Lisa also self-published a memoir in 2022, titled Stay: My Forever Friendship with an Aging Dog. It won a silver Benjamin Franklin Award for Best First Book. Lisa is currently working on a second book, despite the sad reality that there are no awards for Best Second Book.